- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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