- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

White NBA players.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A man walks into a bar

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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