Turkeys are obese

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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