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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Your Mother

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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