what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Get it? More.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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T u r n i p s

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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