Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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