The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Women's Rights.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Politics

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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