- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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