- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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