Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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