- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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