Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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