- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Feminism

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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