Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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