What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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2 black kids walk into school

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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