- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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