Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Cancer

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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human centipede

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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