whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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you will like this because i am black.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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John Cena

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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