- Anti Joke

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew