- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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