Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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