What's the new green? Green

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

I literally died laughing

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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