- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

BIG MAC'S

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Rush Limbaugh

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's two plus two? Window

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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