- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

And Stephen Hawking said.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

The New York Giants

whats white jizz

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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