- Anti Joke

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.