So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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