- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

White NBA players.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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