- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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