- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Death by kayak

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Mitt Romney

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's green and blue? yellow

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock. Doors open

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