- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

get in the car.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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