How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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