- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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