What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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