Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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get in the car.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Anti Joke

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