Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

My parents died!

Jebron Lames.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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