- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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