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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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