Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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