- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What is black and has no education A tire.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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