- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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