- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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