An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Dwight Howard

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

George W. Bush

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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