Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

tea with milk?

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

antonis sister is mighty fine

Chlamydia

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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