What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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