How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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