black people

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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This isn't funny.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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