- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Chlamydia

guess what what that wasnt it

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

George W. Bush

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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