What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Anti Joke

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