why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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