A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Im gay What about you

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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