- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

YEAH THEY DO!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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