I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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