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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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