whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Anti Joke

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