A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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