Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

This is a joke.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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