whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Maths.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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