What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Anti Joke

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