- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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