What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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