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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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