- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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