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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Chlamydia

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

George W. Bush

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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