- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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