- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Want to hear a Joke? No.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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