2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

i have yougurt mit traktor

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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