What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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