- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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