Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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