- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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