- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's two plus two? Window

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Then none of us want to be right.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Women's rights.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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