What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

guess what what that wasnt it

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

i found waldo.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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