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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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