Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

why do mexicans get made fun of

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

A American seeking into mexico

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

black people

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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