what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

black people

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A American seeking into mexico

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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