What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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A storm be brewin!

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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i found waldo.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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