What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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