- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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