- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

my mind's eye?

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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