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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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