Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

tea with milk?

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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