How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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