A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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