Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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