Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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