- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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