- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

im @ work, LOL.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Im gay What about you

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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