A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

YEAH THEY DO!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Anti Joke

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