Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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