a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Fat people

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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