Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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