You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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