You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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