- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

All of these jokes are about white people

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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