- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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