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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

im telling maguire

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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