- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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