- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

the game

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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