why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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