- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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