What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

And you honored it I see :P

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Badabing.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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