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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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